Before you drop your precious kindergartener off in my class, please make sure:
1. Your child is COMPLETELY potty trained.
2. Your child knows his/her name. I will teach them how to spell and write it if you haven't gotten around to it yet, but please make sure they at least know what their name is.
3. Your child knows that HE is a boy or that SHE is a girl. This is critical information and the curriculum I follow does not provide lessons on anatomy.
4. Your child will use a tissue, not their shirt, friend's shirt, or friend's long beautiful ponytail to wipe the snot from their nose.
5. Your child understands that it is SCHOOL you are dropping him/her off at each morning, not another planet. I will give reminders throughout the day, but I am not responsible for the child who, by 10:00am, still doesn't know where he is.
Sincerely,
Mrs. I-Love-Kindergarten Ellis
PS- Here are some quotes from our class this week.
"Her told me to lick it off the table."
"TEEECHERRRR! I need to tell you a question."
"Miss Deldis..."
"Him said underwear. Him needs a spank."
"I don't want to move my clip to yellow (from green, for misbehavior). Do you have a clip teacher?"
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You have to forgive some parents. They are minus a few brain cells and common sense. They think that kindergarten is still daycare.
Oh my goodness this is too funny, but I believe it completely. I taught high school which is a whole other story, but much of the same situations in which parents have obviously not done their job!!!
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